I told you guys a while ago … or better put I’ve been telling you for a while, that I see too many coincidences to believe in coincidence any more. God is actively at work in our lives in marvelous and mysterious ways.
This month’s mystery? The case of the big paycheck and the roaming potato.
Say what?
Well, this month we had a bigger than usual paycheck. We didn’t run out to celebrate and blow half of it, mind you, we just trusted it was there for a reason (if nothing else to pay off more of Mr. Potato Head!) and we didn’t change our pace.
So last week we were busy at a Samaritan’s Feet South Africa staff meeting. All two of us. In the cafe at our gym with the Bear in the nursery (where they let him watch Barney and paint and colour and jump in the big ball pit — perhaps more aptly named Toddler Heaven). Only our meeting was interrupted by a request from the front desk that the owner of a certain Citroen with licence plate number lalala should come to the desk.
Hero Hubs said “Hey that’s our car!” while I was completely oblivious and busy typing.
When he didn’t return after, say, ten minutes or so, I thought, Hmm, guess it wasn’t our headlights. I asked at the front desk what had happened and decided to pack up our laptops to further investigate.
What had happened, yo?
Well, Mr. Potato Head apparently felt a little lonely and went on an adventure. His handbrake wasn’t pulled, and the seemingly invisible to the naked eye gradient of the gym parking lot was enough to get Potato rolling. And rolling. And rolling.
You need some visuals?
Well, here’s where we left Tato.
And here’s where Tato ended up.
Yes, I am standing where Tato should be. And past that parking guard, and that stop sign and that red car turning left, there in the distance with the crowd of people is where Tato’s solo adventure ended.
Against the front of a BMW.
It went a lil something like this.
Oh yeah, and then the BMW’s adventure ended. Against the side of an old Fox or Polo or something.
Apparently this parking guard was attempting to direct reversing Potato for some time before discovering Potato was an unmanned ship. I really wish I could’ve seen that go down.
Meanwhile the police officers who arrived on the scene struggled to piece together the exact details of this unusual incident…
It’s a considerable distance, I suppose.
Ya know, I saw cars kiss while we were in France…
Yes, they were really parked like that! I suppose carkisses around these parts are a bit ‘rougher’…
But at least the mystery of the big paycheck has been solved! Deductible! And thank goodness for car insurance — we have TOTALLY scored considering we’ve only had it for eight months. Unfortunately, those folks just bought that beamer last year. We sure do wish they didn’t have to be a part of our mystery!
That my friends, may have been a bit of an usual Travelling Tuesday for the books. But when Mr. Potato Head goes travelling of his own accord, I think it’s worth documenting. So laugh with me. Potatoes do roam.
xCC
Keen to join in the Travelling Tuesday fun? Well folks, don’t try this at home. Just kidding. If you’d like to post your own TT (let’s hope it’s a bit less expensive) just paste the link to your scrumdiddlyumptious post in the Magic Link Robot below. Whether it’s an adventurous accident or a well-planned outing, we’re jonesin’ to see it! Make sure to drop a link in at your post as well. Or Potato might roam in your direction. 🙂
I hate to laugh at your pain….but the way you wrote it is just really hilarious. I am so sorry that Mr. Potato Head is such a rebellious car. Maybe he needs obedience school.
It is good to laugh! Thanks for sharing the story with others too, Renea! Hope you’re doing great!
That is so funny! I have a friend who’s car did the same thing on a windy day. The car was actually blown out of the parking lot and into the road. It also took a right hand turn before it crashed another car. The owner started to report the car stolen, but then noticed the police down the road and realized they were documenting an accident involving his “stolen” car. The dude was a teenager, so he had to convince everyone of what happened, and hope they didn’t think he was just trying to make it seem like he didn’t cause the wreck!
Hilarious. We could just imagine the parking guard trying to direct our unmanned vehicle. That was some serious wind to blow your friend’s car out! Crazy!
Oh dear. I do remember my Dad’s friends car doing that and almost rode into the sea.
It’s a shame Mr Potato Head and Cassie the Corsa can’t spend more time together. I’m sure she’d be a good influence on him…although she did scrape that Jaguar last October. Why is that cars (when they are involved in some miscreant activity) always pick the expensive new shiny cars as their ‘victims’?
It is a funny thing that he went hundreds of feet before choosing a BMW. We feel really bad about it. They are paying more each month for that car than we pay for rent.
Woah, what a traveling story! So sorry that happened, but you tell it in such a humorous way!
Seriously, we had to laugh the whole time — it was hard not to laugh about it. Not worth getting upset over! I’m glad you can laugh with us, Karen!
Ok I’m a bit slow and only JUST read this (link from your Brick entry)…and god I’ve not laughed so hard for ages…!!! Ouch.